{"product_id":"mombie-mug","title":"Mombie Mug","description":"\u003cp class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e🧟♀️\u003cstrong\u003e Because Motherhood is Basically a Zombie Apocalypse \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e☕ \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e14+ oz of Pure Mom Survival Juice\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eFinally, a mug that tells the truth about motherhood! When you're somewhere between \"mom\" and \"zombie\" - you're officially a MOMBIE. This sleek black ceramic mug with crisp white lettering speaks the universal language of sleep-deprived mamas everywhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWHY THIS MUG IS YOUR NEW PARENTING PARTNER\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e14+ oz capacity (because motherhood requires MORE coffee)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eSleek black ceramic (matches those under-eye circles)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eCrisp white lettering (easier to read through tired eyes)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eDouble-sided design (warns people from every angle)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eMicrowave safe (for the 47 times you'll reheat your coffee)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eDishwasher safe (because who has time for hand washing?)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePERFECT FOR\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eYour 5am \"why is everyone awake\" coffee\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eMid-day mama energy crisis\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eWarning others that you're in mombie mode\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eSolidarity with other sleep-deprived parents\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eAny mom who's living that zombie life\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWARNING: Side Effects May Include\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eExcessive head nods from other mombies\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003ePeople actually waiting until you're caffeinated\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eChildren mysteriously becoming quieter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eSpontaneous \"mom yeah\" responses from across the room\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eBeing labeled as \"the honest mom\" at school pickup\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCARE INSTRUCTIONS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eAs easy to care for as your 10th cup of coffee - just toss it in the dishwasher and microwave as needed. Because mombies don't have time for high-maintenance mugs.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eWash Before Use + Avoid Abrasive Cloths When Cleaning\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUse Caution When Removing From Microwave\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePAIRS PERFECTLY WITH\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eThe chaos of morning routines\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eYour messy mom bun\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eThose leggings you've worn for 3 days\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eThe cold coffee you've reheated 6 times\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eYour \"I've got this\" (maybe) attitude\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eOur \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.gia-roma.com\/products\/halloween-coasters\"\u003eHalloween Coasters\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRemember: Being a mombie isn't a phase, it's a lifestyle!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAs seen in\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eSchool drop-off lines\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eWork-from-home zoom calls\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eTarget shopping carts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eSoccer practice sidelines\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eAnywhere moms are surviving on coffee\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eMinor imperfections are a natural characteristic of our handmade mugs\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Gia Roma","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46667450253481,"sku":"sku-46611401212118","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1662\/8427\/files\/mombie-mug-house-of-avana-1.jpg?v=1779199523","url":"https:\/\/houseofavana.com\/products\/mombie-mug","provider":"House Of Avana","version":"1.0","type":"link"}